“That Snake Is Biting Your Boob!” UPDATE: The Snake DIED!









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skank That Snake Is Biting Your Boob! UPDATE: The Snake DIED!

“Congratulations! You’ve mastered ham-fisted innuendo!”

… at least, I think that’s what they’re saying in this video, but who knows? I don’t speak Arabic or “skanky bleach-blonde whore.”

UPDATE!!! Heather just found out that the snake actually died from silicone poisoning yesterday!

In its defense, I would be terrified if I was this snake, too. I don’t want to be  anywhere near around this (tranny?) hooker’s disease-riddled mouth. Her boobs might be fake, but I’m sure her ragin’ case of herpes is VERY real.

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