Karlson’s Fascination With Other Men’s Crotches: A Reluctant K&M Photo Gallery

So Karlson emailed me a picture of his crotch last night.

Apparently, he’d seen an ad for men’s underwear and was flabbergasted by the size of the model”s package in the photo.

If he was  a completely rational and normal person, he would have made note of this and moved on with his life. But he’s not, so he decided it would be a good idea for the rest of us to ALL take pictures of our crotches and post them here so you folks can wretch upon the sight of them compare us, and to, in Karlson’s words: “See what we’re packin’!”

I would like to state I’m doing this under protest, because I’m under no impression any one wants to see any of what I’m about to post. But I’m the only one who knows how to put together a photo gallery, so it’s up to me, and he won’t shut up about it.

On that note: If anybody’s looking for a good radio producer, I’d love to get out of this hellhole, as I’m pretty sure him making me do this violates about 50 sexual harassment laws.