K&M Mugshot Of The Day: One Classy Lady

Police in Sebastian, Florida got a call about a driver who had just slammed her Ford Explorer into a pole. When they reported to the scene, they found 50-year-old Sheila Ann Keatings of Vero Beach, Florida in the SUV. And then they saw something that couldn’t be unseen…This might be the grossest mugshot story we’ve ever posted.

Sheila was standing next to her car with her underwear and shorts pulled down.  And there was a TRAIL OF EXCREMENT leading from the driver’s seat to where she was standing.

She admitted to the cops she’d had about eight Bud Lights and was driving home when she found that couldn’t wait any longer to move her bowels. She started in the car, then crashed into the pole, and then got out to finish the job.

Keep in mind the police got there at 7:50 p.m., which means all this went down in the late afternoon on a Wednesday…She was arrested for DUI and an open container. Amazingly, there were no charges for the business she did in public.

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